A) "Mommy... when you adopted me ten years ago (and charged me to a credit card), this wasn't part of the deal."
B) "You and I both are well aware that any amount of leathery tongue over the teeth signifies complete exhaustion slash boredom. I've had breakfast -- now it's time for a nap. Sans kiddies."
C) "If these silly girls are going to insist on accessorizing, how about equipping them with some masculine bling?"
D) "I love my kiddies. They're ridiculous, but they're mine. I also know that there's a marshmallow on its way for me if I put up with them long enough."
